Just kidding, why can't you fix the computer. The laptop slows down, a screwdriver, disassemble the panel to remove the keyboard, clean up the dust and reapply silicone grease, install and turn on, so easy.
What, is your laptop broken? Then I can't help you fix it, I'm sorry. If I help you fix it, I have to bear the following consequences:
1. If I accidentally break it, then I have to compensate.
2. Count me lucky, after installing the computer is no problem to use normally, you will only leave a thank you sentence, and then think that it is what I should do.
3. You will often bring your friends' notebooks to me to repair them in the future.
4. You will ask for more until I can't. For example, clean up junk files or overclock to speed up your system tenfold.
5. When I can't meet the requirements, you leave a sentence: "Aren't you a computer student?" ”
If I don't help you fix it, I give you some good advice. If the notebook is still under warranty, it is recommended that you go to the after-sales service for free repair, you will say, it is so troublesome to run so far, you can help me send it. If the notebook has passed the warranty period, it is recommended that you go to the computer city to find a professional to clean it, you will say, oh, it will cost 20 yuan, well, I think I still trust your technology more, I am afraid that the people in the computer city will repair it, you should fix it.
"I'm sorry, I can't fix it" is just the best excuse to avoid trouble after years of experience. Why don't I fix it for you, it's just because you're not my close relative, you're not my close friend, and you're not my leader.
Fix 20 computer military rules, always keep in mind:
1. Remember this sentence first: never admit that you are a master, because this title comes at a price.
2. After receiving a strange call, be sure to ask the other person what is going on, and then tell him or her current location.
3. Never try to solve a problem by phone or QQ, the other party is likely to not know what the menu is, you can't blame them, you can only blame yourself, because you are never lazy to explain it to them.
4. Don't think that you can solve the problem right away, because you always encounter a system that crashes or is on the verge of collapse.
5. If the other party allows you to reinstall the system, then don't try to do any repair work, because reinstalling the system is the fastest way to solve the problem.
6. Don't ask the other person any questions except for asking what data needs to be backed up, unless you have a strong psychological capacity.
7. Learn to be conservative, and before starting work every time, remember to tell the other person: "I may not be able to solve the problem in the end, do I want to continue?" ”。
8. Always check the appearance of the computer first, see if the line is connected normally, see if the USB interface is connected to other devices, etc.
9. Trust the noise immunity of the hardware, and if possible, do not open the other party's chassis.
10. It is a very sad thing to be treated as a destroyer instead of being a doctor.
11. Be mentally prepared to be criticized by others, because people who do not understand computer knowledge often know how to evaluate others. If someone says that he has 200G of memory, you must not correct it to say that it is a hard drive, otherwise, your bad luck is coming.
12. People who don't know what the menu is generally know what virtual memory is all about, just adjust it according to his requirements, anyway, this will not affect your repair work.
13. Tell the other person that you don't have any antivirus software, otherwise, the antivirus you installed is the worst and the most problematic.
14. Don't let yourself be a master at dealing with printer failures, tell you that printers can be more troublesome than computers.
15. Never help others buy computers, especially assembly machines, unless you want to bear the stigma of receiving kickbacks and then help them deal with the problem every day.
16. Don't be disgusted by the following two sentences, they will stay with you for a long time: The first sentence: "My computer has a big problem again." The second sentence: "You should come and help me take a look." ”
17. Try not to touch other people's computers, otherwise, after a few days, your actions will cause his system to crash and cause complaints.
18. Don't correct any mistakes of others unless you have a super ability to persuade others.
19. If possible, do not pass any electronic documents to each other, as there is a high risk that your documents will be accused of viruses.
20. Don't be afraid to blame because you can't escape it.
21. Don't reinstall the system easily, although reinstalling the system is the fastest way to solve computer problems, but the time lost is also sad!
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