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Posted on 11/8/2014 7:17:56 PM | | |
0:00. Dozens of high-rise buildings in a community are still brightly lit. It was a kind of silence and brightness, no noise of TV and stereo, no quarrels between husband and wife, only the sound of mouse clicking. Uncle Wang of the community communication room silently watched all this, thought for a long time, lit a cigarette, and finally firmly turned off the main electric gate of the community. That night, he recovered hundreds of millions of yuan in property losses for the owners of the community. It was November 11, 2014......




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 Landlord| Posted on 11/8/2014 7:57:37 PM |
Singles' Day is coming, male compatriots pay attention, the first thing to do when you get up is to open your wife's Alipay and online banking, enter the wrong password 3 times, and then go to work...... Remember! ”
 Landlord| Posted on 11/9/2014 8:59:48 PM |
After reading the news, my husband said to his daughter-in-law: "A courier in Beijing sent about 200 couriers and died suddenly. ＂
The daughter-in-law said: "It's so pitiful to die so young. ＂
The husband turned around and said earnestly to his daughter-in-law who was shopping online: "If there is no trading, there is no killing. ＂…… I would like to dedicate it to you who catch and buy on Double 11...
Posted on 11/17/2014 12:05:00 AM |
Millions of sailors came to report, can you check the water meter? Request a return visit
 Landlord| Posted on 11/17/2014 12:06:06 AM |
Divine corpse Posted on 2014-11-17 00:05
Millions of sailors came to report, can you check the water meter? Request a return visit

[Open the door and check the water meter! ] 】
The water meter is outside!
[Open the door, SF Express! ] 】
I didn't set anything!
[Open the door and pay the property fee!] 】
I paid 10 years in advance!
[Open the door and repair the natural gas pipeline! ] 】
I use an induction cooker at home!
[Open the door, the state has sent you supplies! ] 】
I bought instant noodles for 10 years and put them in the cold storage!
[Open the door, your house is out of water! ] 】
My water is recycled!
[Open the door, your house is out of power! ] 】
I have electricity at home and I'm still playing games!
[Open the door, the aunt of the neighborhood committee asked you to go down for a meeting! ] 】
I'm not going, let them decide what to do!"
[Open the door, there are beautiful women looking for you! ] 】
No, no Z milk will be dropped!
[Open the door, I'll send you cigarettes!] 】
I'm quitting!
[Open the door and check the water meter! ] 】
I told you that the water meter is outside!
【WQNMLGBD！！！ 】
What do you want to do? Whatever you want!
[Blasting a group! 】
My house is full of space aluminum alloy walls, and there is also a layer of titanium alloy and Kefra fiber sandwiched in it, which is useless!
[The urban management brigade broke the door! ] 】
My family chooses: stainless steel real quality, Haili 304 brand stainless steel plate door, which is also sandwiched with space aluminum alloy and titanium alloy, and there is high-voltage electricity Oh dear~!
[RPG Broken Window! 】
The windows of my house are made of 20 layers of nano-scale bulletproof glass, you can hit them as you like!
[Tomb robbers give me from the sewer! ] 】
Hehe, my sewer is only as thick as chopsticks, and I will kneel and lick it when you come in!
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